The Heroes Alliance love Valentine's Day! Imagine their enemies, like Megamo and his lost girlfriend, Killra, falling in love with each other.
- Xandir the Spellcaster: "Firing arrows... Now!"
- Megamo: "Huh? An arrow! At my back!"
- Killra: "Lumpy! Lumpy!"
- Megamo: "Killra?"
- Killra: "Megamo, my Lumpy, so it is you!"
- Megamo: (hugs Killra) "Yes, my love. You are the only thing I love to have..."
(Meanwhile, at Aroll Park Station...)
- Megamo: "Are you lost, Killra?"
- Killra: "I was guarding Cybertron with Shockwave, and I just can't find you anywhere!"
- Megamo: "I'll never ever lose you, Killra... Awww..."
(At the Heroes Alliance HQ...)
- Xandir the Spellcaster: "Well, Optimus, Megamo found his long-lost love!"
- Optimus Prime and Greymon: "Megamo again?"
- Spider-Man: "But it's Valentine's Day!"
- Red Ranger: "Yeah. Even when you are in love with Idina Meredith..."
- Probe: "But Idina is my girlfriend!"
- Ruckusmax: "This Valentine's Day is going to be a love-arrow!"
- Arrowhead: "Here! Have my bow and love arrows!"
- Xandir the Spellcaster: "Thanks!"
(At the Reckless Resort...)
- Megamo: "Oh... Killra..." (sleeps in bed)
(At the window...)
- Xandir the Spellcaster: (whispering to himself) "Megamo's fast asleep! Now's my chance!" (opens window and opens door of Megamo's room!)
- Captain Warsaw: (whispering) "The coast is clear!"
- Megatron: "AH, what a day to love a-- OUCH! What's this? A LOVE ARROW?!" (sees Queen Beryl)
- Queen Beryl: "M-Megatron?"
- Megatron: "Ah, Queen Beryl, there you are! I will love you forever..."
- Yondu: "Shoot our Love Arrows so that our enemies will fall in love!"
(As they did so, the heroes were successful, although most villains are gay and lesbian...)
- Star-Lord: "We did it!"
- Groot: "I am Groot!"
- Isaac: "Groot said that the villains now love each other."
- Brave Little Toaster: "That's right! Heroes Alliance, back to base."