- Elisa Martinez as Bounty Hunter
- Kaytelyne Odum as Cowgirl
- Alyssa Mohr as Snow White
There he is!
Kill the bastard!
Hello, Vince. Looks like you've gotten yourself in a spot of trouble.
You've got to help me. That mob is trying to kill me.
- Why would they do such a nasty thing? - I don't know. I'm not such a bad guy.
You're a sexist, egotistical, lying, hypocritical bigot.
I have a few faults. Is that a reason to kill me?
You're foul, Vince...
...a wart on the nose of humanity, and I'm going to blast it off.
Elisa. Elisa. Elisa.
Goodbye, boss man. It's quitting time.
- You can’t mean this. - One, two, three, four...
Why me? I'm just an ordinary guy trying to do his job.
...eight, nine... - Holy shit!
Hey, hot stuff. Grab your pad and pencil, and get your buns in here.
- Hold it. Hold it right there. - Is something wrong?
No, nothing's wrong. I just wanted to check your bod. Turn around a second.
You got a nice ass, Vince.
You should get your pants out tighter. Bring them up in the crotch.
You got a nice package, might as well show it off.
- Mrs. Odum. - Come here. I want you to take a memo.
To all personnel...
- That's great cologne you're wearing. - Thank you.
That stuff's turning me on. What's that called?
- Stud. - Stud.
It's very sexy. Only I don't like that tie you're wearing.
- What happened to the ones I gave you? - Nothing, l...
- Take it off. Take it off. - Excuse me?
I can’t work with those stripes glaring at me.
How about unbuttoning that coat and your shirt? You need to loosen up.
- Where were we? - The memo.
Yeah. By the way, I got a surprise for you here.
- I am a married man. - Forget about your wife, Vince.
You may be hers in the evening, but you're my boy from to .
I wanted to show you what I got for you. Isn't it pretty?
Yes, it's very pretty, but you shouldn't be buying gifts for me.
Okay, let me put it on you here.
- Now, that wasn't so bad, was it? - No.
I love your hair. It's so sexy.
Let's go over on the couch. I'll go look the door.
- Mrs. Odum. - Let's be friendly, Vince.
You need to be a little more cooperative if you want to keep this job.
I'm not that kind of boy!
One little kiss? What's that gonna hurt? Who's gonna know?
No. I won't. I won't kiss that mouth!
Vince, you get back here! I'm warning you. Come back here.
No. I won't.
And he's out of the chute, ladies and gentlemen.
Look at him. That's a big, bold hitter.
There's Kaytelyne Odum. She's gonna try to rope this...
She's already got him down.
Let's see how long it takes to hog-tie this sexist, egotistical, lying bigot.
Just five seconds, ladies and gentlemen.
Alyssa, get me some coffee.
- Your coffee, Mr. Martinez. - Yeah. Put it down.
Just the way you like it.
- More coffee, Mr. Martinez? - Coffee?
- I think something was in that coffee. - I think you're right.
- I think it was poisoned. - Right again.
I think you did it.
- But why? Why? - Why do you think?
I'm a sexist, egotistical, lying, hypocritical bigot?