The Superfoes and Satan turn the temple and headquarters of the Superfriends of S.H.I.E.L.D. into a den of thieves.
All Villains: (buying and selling) "Come on in for the best in town, come on in for the rest in town, com on in for the finest wine, lay these bets on this bird of mine. Here, you live, Jerusalem! Here, you breathe, Jerusalem! While your temples still survive, you at least are still alive. I got things you won't believe. Name your pleasure, I will sell. I can fix you wildest needs. I got heaven, I got hell. Roll on up, Jerusalem! Come on in, Jerusalem! Sunday here we go again. Live in me, Jerusalem! What you see is what you get. No-one's been disappointed yet. Don't get scared, give me a try, there is nothing you can buy. Name your price, I've got everything, hurry it's all going fast. Borrow cash on the finest terms, hurry while stocks still last!
Jesus and the Superfriends of S.H.I.E.L.D. arrive to find his temple and their base filled with villains!
Jesus rampages the stalls and sings--
Jesus Christ: "MYYYYYYYYYYYYYY Temple should be a house of prayer, but you have made it a den of theives!"
Satan: "But we're--"
Jesus Christ: "Get out! Get out!"
All Villains: (screaming and shouting indistinctly)
Jesus Christ: "My time is almost through. Little left to do. After all, I've tried for three years, seems like thirty. Seems like thirty."