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Ted 3 is an upcoming 2018 American fantasy crime comedy film directed by Seth MacFarlane and written by MacFarlane, Alec Sulkin and Wellesley Wild.
Plot:
5 years after the events Ted 2 (2015), Ted (Seth MacFarlane) and Tami-Lynn's (Jessica Barth) 5 year old son, Apollo Creed (Jeremy McGuire) is starting his first day of kindergarten. His teacher is John's ex wife, Lori Collins (Mila Kunis). One day, Sam (Amanda Seyfried) and John (Mark Wahlberg) bring Apollo to kindergarten. When Lori sees John and Sam, she becomes angry, and before you know it, Apollo's classmates are cheering as Sam and Lori physically fight each other. Even Apollo's best friend, Jack (Rachel Eggleston) is cheering on the fight. Mrs. Barnes then comes in to break up the fight, along with Lori's 8-year-old identical twin daughters, Dakota and Grace Collins (Sophia Grace Brownlee and Bella Lotz) who watch in horror as their mom is taken away by the police. The Principal then asks one of the Teacher's aides to call Lori's husband, Nick (Chris Pratt) to pick up Dakota and Grace and take them home. Nick then arrives to see Dakota in tears and Grace sitting in a corner and rocking back and forth, traumatized and also in tears like Dakota. Nick then pick up both girls and then asks the teacher's aide what happened. The teacher's aide says, "Your wife, Lori, and Apollo's Auntie Samantha, and his Uncle John came to drop Apollo off for kindergarten. Next thing you know, Lori and Samantha are fighting while the kindergartners are cheering. Then Mrs. Barnes (Annika Noni Rose) comes in to break up the fight and she then asked one of the teacher's aides to call you, and now both of your daughters are crying! Nick is then shocked and then tells his daughters, Don't worry, girls, Daddy's gonna cuddle both of you when we get home and we'll have some macaroni and cheese along with some steak and then we'll watch Frozen and cuddle some more. Nick then takes the girls home, While Apollo looks at Samantha with tears in his eyes and runs out of the classroom. Days after the accident, Samantha tells John, Apollo, Tami Lynn and Ted that she's pregnant.
Cast
Mark Wahlberg as: John Bennett, Samantha's boyfriend and Ted's "Thunder Buddy", who is the first one to find out about Apollo's laser eyes.
Seth MacFarlane as: Ted, Apollo's father and John's "Thunder Buddy", MacFarlane also plays Aron McGarfield.
Amanda Seyfried as: Sam L. Jackson, John's pregnant girlfriend
Mila Kunis as: Lori Collins, John's ex wife and Nick's wife and Dakota and Grace's mother and Apollo's kindergarten teacher.
Giovanni Ribisi as: Donny
Jessica Barth as: Tami Lynn, Ted's wife and Apollo's mother.
Patrick Warburton as: Guy, John's best friend.
Jennifer Lopez as Ms. Honey, Apollo's ex kindergarten teacher who got fired because she sent Apollo to Mrs. Barnes's office for a picture that he did not do.
Annika Noni Rose as Mrs. Barnes, the principal of Apollo's school and the one who fired Ms. Honey.
Sam J. Jones as Himself.
Jeremy McGuire as Apollo, Ted and Tami Lynn's 5 year old son.
Rachel Eggleston as Jack, Apollo's best friend.
Chris Pratt as Nick Collins, Lori's husband and Dakota and Grace's father.
Sophia Grace Brownlee and Bella Lotz as Dakota and Grace Collins, Nick and Lori's identical 8 year old twin daughters.
TBA as Josie
Chandler Riggs as Apollo (age 15) When Apollo uses his time machine to find out what he would look like as a teenager, he meets the teenage version of him. At first, Teenage Apollo is afraid of his littler self, but he then befriends Apollo, and they bond over their love of making mischief and being rebels and burping.
Soundtrack to Ted 3:
- Thunder Buddy Song by Seth MacFarlane and Mark Wahlberg
- Rock Is Dead by Marilyn Manson
- Stayin Alive by Bee Gees
- I think we're alone now by Tiffany
- One and the Same by Selena Gomez and Demi Lovato
Quotes
- Apollo: I'm pissed off
- Ted: Me too, son.
- Apollo: Have you been watching porn?
- Ted: Okay, you got me, I was watching porn!!!
- Trix Owner: I was beat up by some thugs and you are wrong, my ursine foe. Trix are only for children.
- Ted: Why the hell did they leave you beaten and bruised?!
- Ted: I feel happy that I'm a fucking person, Donny.
- Donny: Language, my little toy! I wish there would tons of remarkable plush bears like you.
- Apollo (angry): Donny, leave my dad alone, you bastard! (Apollo then blasts Donny with his laser eyes)
- Donny (screaming): No!!!!!
- Ted (happily): Wow, nice work, Apollo!
- Donny(angrily): I got you now, Apollo!
- Apollo(muffled scream): Dad, help!
- Lori: Uh, Ted?
- (Apollo is then put into a potato sack)
- Ted: No, Apollo!!!
- (Donny then drives off)
- Ted(crying): No!!!!
Release Date:
the film will be released on October 12 2018
Rating:
- Very strong language, strong sex references
