During a performance, Chairface Chippendale is visited by The Voice of Wayne Cramp, who claims that evil is below par than what he has seen over the years. To help Chairface, The Voice summons several villains to teach the criminal what it takes to be a bad guy. First was Empress Messina to how to make a magic potion by transforming into a snake. Next was the Dark Surfer to teach how to use the Infinity Sword for villainous purposes. Right after were Cut Man and Guts Man, who taught Chairface how to battle. After was Carmen Sandiego for fashion and Megatron who taught how to use cards as minions instead of tricks. After, all the villains gather for one last number.