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Daria: Have you ever argued with a famous person before?

Jane: Not since Christian Bale.

Flashback

A/N: The following is an audio file of Christian Bale's outburst during production of 'The Terminator Salvation'. Viewer Discretion is advised.

Bale: I want you off the f#cking set you prick!

Jane: Sorry.

Bale: No, don't just be sorry. Think for one f#cking second!

Jane: I was on my way to a art show downtown.

Bale: Am I gonna walk around and rip your f#cking lights down in the middle of a scene?

Jane: There just street lights.

Bale: Then why the f#ck are you walking right through - uh, duh-duh, duh-duh, like this in the background? What the f#ck is it with you?

Jane: you kiss your mom with that mouth?

Bale: You got any f#cking idea about, "Hey, it's f#cking distracting, having someone walking up behind Bryce in the middle of the f#cking scene!" Gimme a f#cking answer!

Jane: I don't get it.

Bale: What don't you get about it?

Jane: I just-I don't get why we need another 'Terminator'. I just don't get it. Oh, and I ate the last piece of pizza.

Bale: Oh good for you! And how was it?

Jane: It was good i guess.

Bale: I hope it was f#cking good because it's useless now, isn't it?

Jane: Your a big baby you know that?

Bale: F#ck's sake, man, you amateur.

Jane: I got nothing.

Bale: Stay off the f#cking set, man. Right, let's go again.

Jane: Can we just take a minute?

Bale: Let's not take a f#cking minute, let's go again!

Jane: I have to get my cell phone in case someting goes wrong.

Bale: You're unbelievable, man.

Jane: You know, I just don't understand wh--

Bale: Ah, you don't f#cking understand what it's like working with actors, that's what that is.

Jane: I don't think that's what that is...

Bale: That's what that is, man, I'm telling you!

Jane: You got something in your nose.

Bale: I wanna f#cking kick your ass if you don't shut up for a second, all right?

Jane: Whoa put me down!

Bale: I'm gonna go--You want me to go trash your f#cking lights! Do you want me to f#cking trash 'em!

Jane: No, I don't want you to trash 'em!

Bale: You do it one more f#cking time and I ain't walking on this set if you're still hired.

Jane: Sorry, it's my first day.

Bale: I'm f#cking serious. You're a nice guy. You're a nice guy.

Jane: I am a girl!

Bale: But that don't f#cking cut it when you're bullsh#ting and f#cking around like this on set.

Jane: Jeez, and I thought DeMartino was a nutball.

Bale: Seriously man, you and me, we're f#cking done professionally.

Jane: Your To old for me any way.

Bale: F#cking ass.

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